Nope, That 1/2% Didn't Do It......But Don't Panic..

"OK guys, we've taken care of sub-prime mortgages, market liquidity and commercial paper- what have you got?"

"I've got California Bonds"
"I've got bad car loans from GM, Ford & Chrysler"
"I've got mortgage & commercial-based derivatives"
"I've got pension fund liquidity"
"I've got retail store credit debt"

"Guys, guys, calm down-this is Hank & Ben you're talking to......there will be plenty for EVERYBODY!"